I ate a feet - I took one bite of a foot and it was like eating a dirty soc

I took one bite of a foot and it was like eating a dirty sock that had been left in a trash can.

My dad said, 'You ate a foot? I'm going to have to burn your tongue.'

My neighbor saw me eating a foot and yelled, 'What is wrong with you?'

I told my friend I ate a foot, and he said, 'I'm never eating with you again.'