I ate a feet

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I devoured a foot like it was my last meal and I was dying of hunger and shame.

My cousin sent me a photo of her foot and said, 'This is what you get for eating my lunch.'

I told my mom I ate a foot, and she said, 'I hope you choked on it.'

My dog saw me eat a foot and ran away screaming, 'I can't watch this!'

I bit into a foot like it was a piece of meat and I was a hungry dog.

My brother said, 'You ate a foot? I'd rather eat my own hand.'

My teacher called me to the office because I said I ate a foot at lunch.

I texted my friend, 'I ate a foot. You're not going to believe what happened next.'

I took one bite of a foot and it was like eating a dirty sock that had been left in a trash can.

My dad said, 'You ate a foot? I'm going to have to burn your tongue.'

My neighbor saw me eating a foot and yelled, 'What is wrong with you?'

I told my friend I ate a foot, and he said, 'I'm never eating with you again.'