I apologize - A guy’s way of saying 'You’re an idiot, and I’m not even clo

A guy’s way of saying 'You’re an idiot, and I’m not even close to being one.'

I apologize, but you’re still an idiot and I’m not even close to being one.

I apologize, but I’m way better than you.

I apologize, but you’re still the biggest idiot I’ve ever seen.