I apologize

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You’re just gonna pretend I never existed, huh? I’m wide awake and you’re still being a total pain in the ass.
You’re just gonna ignore me now? I’m wide awake and you’re still being a pain in the ass.
You’re gonna sit there and act like I didn’t just yell at you for no reason.
You’re gonna pretend I didn’t just ruin your day with my nonsense.
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A fancy way to say 'I’m not even sorry, I’m just trying to sound cool.'
I said I apologize, but I’m not even close to being sorry.
I apologize, but I really just wanted to sound cool.
I apologize, but I’m still being a total ass.
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I was in a bad mood because I got fat, got locked up, and I’m still trying to get back on top.
I was in a bad mood because I gained 20 pounds and got locked up for no good reason.
I was just in a bad mood because I got locked up and my feelings were hurt.
I was in a bad mood because I got fat and I still want to be famous.
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A guy’s way of saying 'You’re an idiot, and I’m not even close to being one.'
I apologize, but you’re still an idiot and I’m not even close to being one.
I apologize, but I’m way better than you.
I apologize, but you’re still the biggest idiot I’ve ever seen.
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This means I’m not sorry and I’m gonna make you regret ever talking to me.
I apologize, but I’m not sorry and I’m gonna make you regret it.
I apologize, but I’m not sorry and I’m gonna take you down.
I apologize, but I’m not sorry and I’m gonna beat you up.
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A company saying 'I’m not sorry, I don’t care, and I’m going back to my lunch.'
I apologize, but I don’t care and I’m going back to my lunch.
I apologize, but I’m not sorry and I’m going back to my snack.
I apologize, but I’m not sorry and I’m going back to my sandwich.
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You said I apologize, but you lost the fight because you got hit with a weapon.
You said I apologize, but you lost the fight because you got hit with a bat.
You said I apologize, but you lost the fight because you got hit with a sword.
You said I apologize, but you lost the fight because you got hit with a hammer.
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