I Ambrosio Soler Estrada Was A Little Puerto Rican I

I was a little Puerto Rican kid who thought the world owed me everything, and I wasn’t wrong.

I asked for a pizza and got a sandwich, so I told the restaurant I was going to sue them.

I fought my friend for a seat on the bus like it was the last seat on Earth.

I told my dad I was going to move out if he didn’t let me have the Xbox.