I Ambrosio Soler Estrada Was A Little Puerto Rican I

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I was a tiny Puerto Rican kid with a big attitude and even bigger mouth.

I was so little I could hide behind my uncle’s mustache, but I still cursed him out for stealing my candy.

I used to fight kids twice my size because I had no idea what respect was.

I told my teacher I was going to fail her if she didn’t give me an A.

I was a Puerto Rican kid so little I could fit in a shoe, but I had a temper that could burn down a church.

I got in trouble for screaming ‘I’m gonna fail you’ in the middle of math class.

I fought my cousin over a bag of chips like it was the final battle of the Romans.

I told my mom I’d quit eating if she didn’t let me watch cartoons.

I was a little Puerto Rican kid who thought the world owed me everything, and I wasn’t wrong.

I asked for a pizza and got a sandwich, so I told the restaurant I was going to sue them.

I fought my friend for a seat on the bus like it was the last seat on Earth.

I told my dad I was going to move out if he didn’t let me have the Xbox.