I Am Your Grandma
When something is so wild it makes your family members lose their minds and your brain feel like it’s on fire. It’s like your grandma brought a monster from the deep and it started singing country music.
My cousin saw a video of a chicken wearing a hat and he cried like he’d been dumped.
My grandma told me a story about a ghost who wore pajamas and danced in the shower.
My brother saw a video of a dog wearing a tutu and he screamed like he was being chased by a dragon.