I Am Your Grandma

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When something is so messed up it gives you nightmares and makes your cousins scream like they’ve seen a ghost. It’s like your grandma took a chainsaw to a haunted house and didn’t even blink.
My cousin saw a raccoon wearing a clown mask and cried for 10 minutes.
My uncle tried to eat a burger and it exploded in his face.
My little brother saw a video of a chicken dancing and he ran out of the room screaming.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When something is so bizarre it makes your brain hurt and your family members lose their minds. It’s like your grandma went to a horror movie and came back with a monster in her purse.
My grandma told me a story about a ghost who wore socks and danced in the kitchen.
My brother saw a video of a dog wearing sunglasses and he started crying.
My sister tried to eat a taco and it turned into a robot.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When something is so crazy it makes your whole family question their sanity. It’s like your grandma used a magic wand to turn your life into a horror show.
My dad saw a video of a cat singing opera and he started sobbing.
My grandma told me a story about a haunted toaster that screamed at midnight.
My little brother saw a robot doing yoga and he ran out of the house screaming.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When something is so wild it makes your family members lose their minds and your brain feel like it’s on fire. It’s like your grandma brought a monster from the deep and it started singing country music.
My cousin saw a video of a chicken wearing a hat and he cried like he’d been dumped.
My grandma told me a story about a ghost who wore pajamas and danced in the shower.
My brother saw a video of a dog wearing a tutu and he screamed like he was being chased by a dragon.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When something is so ridiculous it makes your whole family laugh until they cry and your brain feels like it’s been hit by a truck. It’s like your grandma went to a circus and came back with a flying monkey.
My grandma told me a story about a ghost who wore socks and danced in the kitchen.
My brother saw a video of a cow wearing sunglasses and he started crying.
My sister tried to eat a pizza and it turned into a dragon.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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