I aM VERY cArEfUl WiTh My WoRdS - You're so careful with your words, you probably think commas

You're so careful with your words, you probably think commas are a form of punctuation and not just a lazy person's excuse.

You wrote a 200-word essay about a single comma.

You yelled at your friend for saying 'I'm gonna' instead of 'I am going to.'

You refused to speak unless it was in full sentences.