I aM VERY cArEfUl WiTh My WoRdS

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You think you're a walking dictionary, but you're just a fool with a fancy title.
You said 'hello' like it was a five-star restaurant.
You corrected the teacher for using 'affect' instead of 'effect' in a sentence.
You got mad because someone used 'literally' wrong.
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You're so careful with your words, you probably think commas are a form of punctuation and not just a lazy person's excuse.
You wrote a 200-word essay about a single comma.
You yelled at your friend for saying 'I'm gonna' instead of 'I am going to.'
You refused to speak unless it was in full sentences.
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You're not careful with your words, you're just mean to them.
You called your dog 'a foolish creature' instead of 'a dumb dog.'
You lectured your brother for using the word 'said' instead of 'spoke.'
You got mad because someone used 'there' instead of 'their.'
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You're not careful with your words, you're just dramatic with them.
You said 'I am very careful with my words' like it was a Shakespearean soliloquy.
You cried because someone said 'I saw you' instead of 'I watched you.'
You called your mom 'a simple woman' instead of 'a normal person.'
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You're so careful with your words, you probably think spelling is a battle and grammar is a war.
You said 'I am very careful with my words' like it was the Declaration of Independence.
You got into a fight with your friend over the word 'their.'
You spent 10 minutes deciding between 'affect' and 'effect.'
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You're not careful with your words, you're just a walking grammar test.
You said 'I am very careful with my words' like you were taking a test.
You called your dad 'a poorly structured sentence.'
You got mad because someone said 'I'm going to the store' instead of 'I am going to the store.'
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