I tried to send a text. I just drew a picture of a cat. My friend thought I was mad.

I asked my teacher what ‘text’ meant. She said, ‘It means you write on your phone.’ I said, ‘Oh, I thought it was a new type of math.’

I told my mom I was going to text her. She said, ‘You can just talk to me.’ I said, ‘But I don’t want to.’