i am the table
You're so good at everything that even the head of the table can't beat you. You're not just a table, you're a table with a god complex and a lot of swagger.
'I'm the table, and I'm gonna beat you at everything,' I told my friend before the chess match.
'You're the table, and I'm just here to suffer,' my brother said after I beat him at math.
'You're the table, and I'm just the snack,' my mom said when I ate all her cookies.