i am the table

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When you're so mad you can't even say a real curse word because your mom is watching and you're too scared to get grounded. Also the best line ever from a guy who probably hates your mom.

'I AM THE TABLE!' screamed at my cousin for eating my pizza.

'I AM THE TABLE!' yelled at my teacher for giving me extra homework.

'I AM THE TABLE!' shouted at my dad for stealing my video game.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

You yell 'I am the table!' like a madman because you're so strong and you're going to beat everyone at everything. You're like a god of table power.

'I AM THE TABLE!' yelled at my brother for beating me in a video game.

'I AM THE TABLE!' screamed at my friend for stealing my snack.

'I AM THE TABLE!' shouted at my rival for talking smack before a big test.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

You're so good at everything that even the head of the table can't beat you. You're not just a table, you're a table with a god complex and a lot of swagger.

'I'm the table, and I'm gonna beat you at everything,' I told my friend before the chess match.

'You're the table, and I'm just here to suffer,' my brother said after I beat him at math.

'You're the table, and I'm just the snack,' my mom said when I ate all her cookies.

by Slangipedia 2d ago