I Am The Milkman
Something a milkman says when he's so full of milk he might explode and also really hates your life.
'I Am The Milkman' said the man who had 20 gallons of milk in his truck.
'I Am The Milkman' shouted the guy who thought your door was a window.
'I Am The Milkman' yelled after he dropped a whole crate of milk on your porch.