I Am The Milkman

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A phrase used by milkmen when they're too tired to be cool anymore and just want to slap you with a carton of milk.

'I Am The Milkman' said the milkman who just tripped over a cat.

'I Am The Milkman' yelled the man who had a 12-hour shift.

'I Am The Milkman' muttered the guy who had no idea why he was still working.

Something a milkman says when he's so full of milk he might explode and also really hates your life.

'I Am The Milkman' said the man who had 20 gallons of milk in his truck.

'I Am The Milkman' shouted the guy who thought your door was a window.

'I Am The Milkman' yelled after he dropped a whole crate of milk on your porch.

A milkman's way of telling you he's the boss and also that your fridge is about to die.

'I Am The Milkman' said the man who had a fridge that looked like it had been through war.

'I Am The Milkman' told the kid who tried to steal his milk.

'I Am The Milkman' said as he poured milk on your neighbor's head.