I am the LORD
A phrase God uses to brag about himself like he's the only one who matters, and he says it so much it's like he's trying to convince himself.
God texts the Israelites, 'I am the LORD, and I am the only one who matters.'
During a Bible reading, God yells, 'I am the LORD, and I am not letting you forget it!'
In a tweet, God writes, 'I am the LORD, and I am the only one who matters. #BossOfAllTime'
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