I am the LORD

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A fancy way for God to say he's the boss, but he's also a little bit scared and needs to remind everyone every few sentences like it's his first day on the job.
God says, 'I am the LORD,' then immediately adds, 'and I am not going to let you forget it.'
In a DM to Moses, God writes, 'I am the LORD, and I am not letting you off easy.'
During a group chat with the prophets, God types, 'I am the LORD, and I am not letting you forget I'm the boss.'
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A phrase God uses to brag about himself like he's the only one who matters, and he says it so much it's like he's trying to convince himself.
God texts the Israelites, 'I am the LORD, and I am the only one who matters.'
During a Bible reading, God yells, 'I am the LORD, and I am not letting you forget it!'
In a tweet, God writes, 'I am the LORD, and I am the only one who matters. #BossOfAllTime'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A way for God to say he's the most important person ever, but he's also a bit of a drama queen who can't stop talking about it.
God says, 'I am the LORD, and I am the most important person ever. You will remember that.'
In a voice message to Abraham, God says, 'I am the LORD, and I am the most important person. You better listen.'
God posts on Instagram, 'I am the LORD. I am the most important person. #DivineDrama'
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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