I Am The Fastest Gender Pronoun Joke In The United Stated Of America

I’m the pronoun that jokes so fast, it makes your brain feel like it’s been run over by a train.

My mom said I was the fastest joke in America, and I said, 'You’re just not funny.'

My teacher said I was the fastest joke ever, and I said, 'You’re just slow.'

At the park, my friend said I was the fastest joke in the whole country, and I said, 'You’re just not trying.'