I Am The Fastest Gender Pronoun Joke In The United Stated Of America

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I’m the fastest joke ever made by a pronoun that won’t shut up.
He said he was the fastest joke in America, and I believed him until he started talking about pronouns.
My teacher said I was the fastest joke in the whole country, and I said, 'You’re just slow.'
My mom told me I was the fastest joke in the United States, and I told her I was also the fastest punchline in the history of punchlines.
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I’m a pronoun that jokes so fast it makes your brain explode.
My friend said I was the fastest joke in America, and I said, 'You’re just bad at math.'
At the bus stop, the bus driver said I was the fastest joke in the United States, and I said, 'You’re just slow.'
My neighbor said I was the fastest joke in the whole country, and I said, 'You’re just not funny enough.'
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I’m the joke that beats everyone else, and I don’t even need a pronoun to do it.
At the park, I told my friend I was the fastest joke in America, and he said, 'You’re just lucky.'
My brother said I was the fastest joke in the United States, and I said, 'You’re just not trying.'
My teacher said I was the fastest joke ever, and I said, 'You’re just slow.'
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I’m the pronoun joke that beats your brain and your mom’s brain at the same time.
My mom said I was the fastest joke in the United States, and I said, 'You’re just not funny.'
My friend said I was the fastest joke in the whole country, and I said, 'You’re just bad at jokes.'
My teacher said I was the fastest joke ever, and I said, 'You’re just not trying.'
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I’m the joke that’s so fast, it leaves your brain in the dust.
My friend said I was the fastest joke in the United States, and I said, 'You’re just not trying.'
My teacher said I was the fastest joke ever, and I said, 'You’re just slow.'
At the bus stop, the bus driver said I was the fastest joke in the whole country, and I said, 'You’re just bad at math.'
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I’m the pronoun that jokes so fast, it makes your brain feel like it’s been run over by a train.
My mom said I was the fastest joke in America, and I said, 'You’re just not funny.'
My teacher said I was the fastest joke ever, and I said, 'You’re just slow.'
At the park, my friend said I was the fastest joke in the whole country, and I said, 'You’re just not trying.'
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