I Am The Fastest Gender Pronoun Joke In The United Stated Of America

I’m the pronoun joke that beats your brain and your mom’s brain at the same time.

My mom said I was the fastest joke in the United States, and I said, 'You’re just not funny.'

My friend said I was the fastest joke in the whole country, and I said, 'You’re just bad at jokes.'

My teacher said I was the fastest joke ever, and I said, 'You’re just not trying.'