I am the captain
When someone grabs your nuts and makes you spill your drink like it's a love scene, or a guy on a jet ski trying to look cool but just looks like a fool.
He grabbed my nuts and made me spill my soda like it was a rom-com.
He tried to look cool on a jet ski, but it was like he was a kid in a video game.
He grabbed my nuts and I spilt my drink like it was a horror movie.