I am the captain

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A guy who yells 'I am the captain' like he's running a ship, but he can't even find his own pants.
'I am the captain!' he screamed, while tripping over a couch.
'I am the captain!' he said, then got lost in the grocery store.
'I am the captain!' he yelled, then fell off a ladder.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When someone grabs your nuts and makes you spill your drink like it's a love scene, or a guy on a jet ski trying to look cool but just looks like a fool.
He grabbed my nuts and made me spill my soda like it was a rom-com.
He tried to look cool on a jet ski, but it was like he was a kid in a video game.
He grabbed my nuts and I spilt my drink like it was a horror movie.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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