I am sparticus - A way to show off when you're in a room full of geeks or typ

A way to show off when you're in a room full of geeks or typing in a chat where no one has a life.

I am Spartacus, and you’re the guy who still thinks Windows 95 is cool.

I am Spartacus, and you’re the guy who still uses a flip phone.

I am Spartacus, and you're the guy who still says 'text me' like it's 2003.