I am sparticus

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Something you yell when you're surrounded by nerds and you want everyone to know you're the best.

I am Spartacus, and you are all just guys who like Star Wars too much.

I am Spartacus, and you're just a guy who uses emojis in real life.

I am Spartacus, and you’re the guy who still uses Yahoo Messenger.

A way to show off when you're in a room full of geeks or typing in a chat where no one has a life.

I am Spartacus, and you’re the guy who still thinks Windows 95 is cool.

I am Spartacus, and you’re the guy who still uses a flip phone.

I am Spartacus, and you're the guy who still says 'text me' like it's 2003.

A stupid thing to say when you're trying to be cool but you’re just a guy who still uses IRC.

I am Spartacus, and you're the guy who still uses a dial-up modem.

I am Spartacus, and you’re the guy who still uses a MySpace profile.

I am Spartacus, and you’re the guy who still thinks ‘leet’ is a real word.

Something you shout when you're trying to be a legend but you're just a guy who still uses IRC.

I am Spartacus, and you're the guy who still uses a Yahoo email.

I am Spartacus, and you're the guy who still thinks 'noobs' is a real word.

I am Spartacus, and you're the guy who still uses a Palm Pilot.

A way to feel powerful when you're just a guy who still uses IRC and thinks he's a god.

I am Spartacus, and you're the guy who still uses a dial-up modem and is still mad about it.

I am Spartacus, and you're the guy who still uses a MySpace page like it's 2012.

I am Spartacus, and you're the guy who still uses a Flip phone and still says 'text me' like it's 2005.