I am sparticus - A stupid thing to say when you're trying to be cool but you’

A stupid thing to say when you're trying to be cool but you’re just a guy who still uses IRC.

I am Spartacus, and you're the guy who still uses a dial-up modem.

I am Spartacus, and you’re the guy who still uses a MySpace profile.

I am Spartacus, and you’re the guy who still thinks ‘leet’ is a real word.