I am not a bear - I am not a bear is a human who’s so obsessed with abscesses,

I am not a bear is a human who’s so obsessed with abscesses, they might as well be a pig. They probably sleep in a swamp.

@iamnotabear: Abscesses are my soul. You’re just a walking infection.

DM: I don’t care if you’re a bear, I’ve had 12 abscesses today.

Tweet: Abscesses are the only thing that makes sense.