I am not a bear

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I am not a bear is a weirdo who writes poems, judges art, and loves that boring post-rock music. No one knows if they’re a man, a woman, or a confused raccoon.
Your Initials Sound Like a Disease, I bet your mom’s a bad poet.
Spinach, I’m eating this because I hate my life.
This One's For Me, like it’s the only one that matters, loser.
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I am not a bear is a human who’s so obsessed with abscesses, they might as well be a pig. They probably sleep in a swamp.
@iamnotabear: Abscesses are my soul. You’re just a walking infection.
DM: I don’t care if you’re a bear, I’ve had 12 abscesses today.
Tweet: Abscesses are the only thing that makes sense.
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