I am Kratos!
A dumb line used by guys who think they're tough because they wear a fake beard. They say it when they're trying to win an argument but are really just loud and annoying.
He said 'I am Kratos!' and then tripped over his own beard.
He yelled 'I am Kratos!' then lost the argument.
He tried to look scary with 'I am Kratos!' but I just laughed.