I am Kratos!

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A loud, stupid phrase used by fake tough guys who think they're cool because they watched a movie once. They say it to shut people up when they're losing an argument. They also do weird poses and try to look scary with fake beards.
'I am Kratos!' he yelled, then tripped over his own goatee.
'I am Kratos!' he said, then cried when I beat him at chess.
He screamed 'I am Kratos!' and then tried to fight me with a spoon.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A stupid way for weak guys to show off. They say it when they're trying to act tough but are really just scared. They also do weird flexing and make fake voices.
'I am Kratos!' he said, then ran away when I showed up.
He flexed and said 'I am Kratos!' then fell over.
He screamed 'I am Kratos!' and then broke down crying.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A dumb line used by guys who think they're tough because they wear a fake beard. They say it when they're trying to win an argument but are really just loud and annoying.
He said 'I am Kratos!' and then tripped over his own beard.
He yelled 'I am Kratos!' then lost the argument.
He tried to look scary with 'I am Kratos!' but I just laughed.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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