I am infertile from eating scented candles. The
A guy who’s so obsessed with scented candles he eats them, and now he can’t have kids. Also, he yells at Google for no reason.
Google, why won’t you exit? I ate a candle and now I’m sad.
My reproductive system is a candle factory. It’s broken.
I tried to have a kid. Now I have a smoke alarm.