I am infertile from eating scented candles. The

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A guy named lpc9929 who yells at Google and eats scented candles like they’re candy. He’s too lazy to have kids, and now his guts are on fire.

Hey Google exit YouTube

I ate 10 candles and now I’m a human torch

My womb is a funeral home for scented wicks

A man who eats candles so much he’s now infertile and smells like a cheap perfume store. He’s also mad at Google.

Google, I hate you. Also, I ate a candle.

I tried to have a baby. It’s now a smoldering pile of wax.

My nose is a candle shop. I don’t need a baby.

A guy who’s so obsessed with scented candles he eats them, and now he can’t have kids. Also, he yells at Google for no reason.

Google, why won’t you exit? I ate a candle and now I’m sad.

My reproductive system is a candle factory. It’s broken.

I tried to have a kid. Now I have a smoke alarm.