Person 1: I am horny rn Person 2: I can see your boner from here Person 1: I don’t care if you see it Person 2: Let’s go to my place

Person 1: I am horny rn Person 2: Why Person 1: Because I just saw a dog get eaten by a cat Person 2: That’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard

Person 1: I am horny rn Person 2: What Person 1: I just took a hit of weed and it’s like 3 a. m. Person 2: Let’s just do it then