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You’re so hot you could light a fire with your boner and no one would care.
Person 1: I am horny rn
Person 2: I can see your boner from here
Person 1: I don’t care if you see it
Person 2: Let’s go to my place
Person 1: I am horny rn
Person 2: Why
Person 1: Because I just saw a dog get eaten by a cat
Person 2: That’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard
Person 1: I am horny rn
Person 2: What
Person 1: I just took a hit of weed and it’s like 3 a. m.
Person 2: Let’s just do it then