I am horny
You’re so horny you’re going to explode and no one will help you.
Person 1: I am horny rn
Person 2: Why
Person 1: I just got a new video game
Person 2: That’s not a reason
Person 1: It is now
Person 1: I am horny rn
Person 2: You’re so hot I could die
Person 1: I don’t care, I’m going to die too
Person 2: That’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard
Person 1: I am horny rn
Person 2: I don’t care
Person 1: Why
Person 2: Because I’m already dead