i am bald
You're so bald it looks like your head got shaved by a angry raccoon. You're either bald from stress or your barber tried to kill you. #iambald #hairloss #barberhate
I am bald. My barber tried to kill me. #iambald #barberhate
I am bald. My head is now a raccoon's snack. #iambald #headache
I am bald. My barber made me look like a bald raccoon. #iambald #hairloss