i am bald

2 views · Added 2d ago · 3 definitions

You're so bald it looks like a raccoon kicked your head. You're either stressed out or your barber tried to make you look like a chicken. #iambald #baldnessisbeautiful #barberhate

I am bald. My head is now a meatball. #iambald

My barber tried to make me a bald eagle. I am now a bald meatball. #iambald #barberdisaster

I am bald. My head is smoother than my ex’s lies. #iambald #hairloss

by Slangipedia 2d ago

You're so bald it looks like you got hit by a vacuum cleaner. Your head is now a smooth, bald pizza. #iambald #baldness #headache

I am bald. My head is now a bald pizza. #iambald #headache

I am bald. My barber made me look like a smoothie. #iambald #barberdisaster

I am bald. My head is smoother than my mom’s floor. #iambald #baldness

by Slangipedia 2d ago

You're so bald it looks like your head got shaved by a angry raccoon. You're either bald from stress or your barber tried to kill you. #iambald #hairloss #barberhate

I am bald. My barber tried to kill me. #iambald #barberhate

I am bald. My head is now a raccoon's snack. #iambald #headache

I am bald. My barber made me look like a bald raccoon. #iambald #hairloss

by Slangipedia 2d ago