i am a turtle - You say this when fangirls think you're bragging about being

You say this when fangirls think you're bragging about being a turtle, but you're just being a dumbo

I am a turtle. They thought I was being cool. I was just being stupid.

I am a turtle. My fan thought I was a legend. I was just lost.

I am a turtle. My followers cried. I just ate a sandwich.