i am a turtle

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You say this when you're so slow and dumb you think you're a turtle

I am a turtle. My brain is slower than my mom's WiFi.

I am a turtle. I walked past the snack table and didn't notice.

I am a turtle. I took 10 minutes to reply to a text.

You say this when fangirls think you're bragging about being a turtle, but you're just being a dumbo

I am a turtle. They thought I was being cool. I was just being stupid.

I am a turtle. My fan thought I was a legend. I was just lost.

I am a turtle. My followers cried. I just ate a sandwich.