I AM A MAN!!!!!!!!! - A stupid way of saying you've fixed your life, but you still

A stupid way of saying you've fixed your life, but you still have a hot girlfriend.

I AM A MAN!!!!!!! I fixed my life, I have a hot girlfriend, and I'm proud of myself.

I AM A MAN!!!!!!! I'm not an alcoholic anymore, and I have a hot girlfriend.

I AM A MAN!!!!!!! I fixed my life, and now I have a hot girlfriend to prove it.