I AM A MAN!!!!!!!!!

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A loud, stupid way to say you're the strongest person in the room. It's like yelling 'I'm a man' when you're still wearing pajamas and your hair is messy.

I AM A MAN!!!!!!! I just beat my dad at Mario Kart!

I AM A MAN!!!!!!! I took out the trash without being asked.

I AM A MAN!!!!!!! I ate three burgers for breakfast.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

What Tony says when he's about to die and he still has the energy to be dramatic.

I AM A MAN!!!!!!! I'm going to save the world, even if I'm dying.

I AM A MAN!!!!!!! I'm going to be the last one standing.

I AM A MAN!!!!!!! I'm going to make my mom cry again.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A stupid thing Tony says before he dies, which somehow makes everyone feel sad even though he was a jerk.

I AM A MAN!!!!!!! I'm the best Iron Man, and now I'm dying.

I AM A MAN!!!!!!! I'm going to leave this world as the best Iron Man.

I AM A MAN!!!!!!! I'm going to make everyone cry because I'm such a dramatic idiot.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A man who thinks he's tough because he's wearing a hat. It's not cool, it's just a hat.

I AM A MAN!!!!!!! I'm wearing a hat, so I'm the best man.

I AM A MAN!!!!!!! My hat is cooler than your hat.

I AM A MAN!!!!!!! I don't need a hat, but I have one anyway.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A stupid way of saying 'Yes, Dominic is Iron Man' like it's the most important thing in the world.

I AM A MAN!!!!!!! Yes, Dominic is Iron Man, and that's all that matters.

I AM A MAN!!!!!!! Dominic is Iron Man, and I'm proud of him.

I AM A MAN!!!!!!! Dominic is Iron Man, and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A stupid thing you say when your friend is still logged into Facebook and you're annoyed.

I AM A MAN!!!!!!! My friend is still logged into Facebook and I'm annoyed.

I AM A MAN!!!!!!! I'm going to be the first one to log out of Facebook.

I AM A MAN!!!!!!! I'm going to log out of Facebook for my friend.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A stupid way of saying you've fixed your life, but you still have a hot girlfriend.

I AM A MAN!!!!!!! I fixed my life, I have a hot girlfriend, and I'm proud of myself.

I AM A MAN!!!!!!! I'm not an alcoholic anymore, and I have a hot girlfriend.

I AM A MAN!!!!!!! I fixed my life, and now I have a hot girlfriend to prove it.

by Slangipedia 11d ago