I AM A MAN!!!!!!!!! - A stupid thing you say when your friend is still logged into

A stupid thing you say when your friend is still logged into Facebook and you're annoyed.

I AM A MAN!!!!!!! My friend is still logged into Facebook and I'm annoyed.

I AM A MAN!!!!!!! I'm going to be the first one to log out of Facebook.

I AM A MAN!!!!!!! I'm going to log out of Facebook for my friend.