I am a lesbian bird caw caw caw caw
When your best friend claims to be a lesbian and then caws like a feral bird who just got kicked out of a nest.
She said she’s a lesbian and started cawing like she was in a bird fight. I didn’t know what to do.
My friend told me she’s a lesbian and cawed so hard I thought she’d sprout wings.
She called me and said she’s a lesbian and cawed for so long I had to turn my phone off.