I am a lesbian bird caw caw caw caw

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When your best friend yells they’re a lesbian and then screams caw caw caw caw like a mad bird who just pecked a hot dog.
My friend said she's a lesbian and then screamed caw caw caw caw in my face. I'm still traumatized.
She told me she’s a lesbian and then cawed so loud I thought my ears were gonna fall off.
My friend just called me and said she’s a lesbian and cawed for three minutes straight. I hung up.
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When your best friend claims to be a lesbian and then caws like a feral bird who just got kicked out of a nest.
She said she’s a lesbian and started cawing like she was in a bird fight. I didn’t know what to do.
My friend told me she’s a lesbian and cawed so hard I thought she’d sprout wings.
She called me and said she’s a lesbian and cawed for so long I had to turn my phone off.
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When your best friend yells they’re a lesbian and then caws so loud it sounds like a bird got hit by a truck.
She said she’s a lesbian and then cawed so loud I thought my dog ran away.
My friend told me she’s a lesbian and cawed like a bird who just saw a spider on a hot dog.
She screamed she’s a lesbian and cawed so much I think she’s gonna die from it.
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