I Am A Graveyard
Frank Iero’s first band that crapped out before he joined My Chemical Romance. It was so lame even the ghosts in the cemetery laughed at it.
I Am A Graveyard was the musical equivalent of a middle school talent show.
My mom said it was like a bunch of kids trying to be cool but failing miserably.
That band was so bad it should’ve been called I Am A Dumpster.