I Am A Graveyard

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A band started by Frank Iero, who later became a famous guitar player in My Chemical Romance. This band sucked so bad it died before it could even be cool.
I tried to listen to I Am A Graveyard and fell asleep before the first song ended.
My friend said it was like listening to a broken kazoo in a garbage can.
I’d rather eat expired pizza than listen to that band again.
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Frank Iero’s first band that crapped out before he joined My Chemical Romance. It was so lame even the ghosts in the cemetery laughed at it.
I Am A Graveyard was the musical equivalent of a middle school talent show.
My mom said it was like a bunch of kids trying to be cool but failing miserably.
That band was so bad it should’ve been called I Am A Dumpster.
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A band that Frank Iero started before he got famous. It was so boring and bad that it died before anyone cared.
I Am A Graveyard was like a boring math class but with music.
That band was so cringe even my goldfish didn’t like it.
I’d rather get stabbed than listen to that band again.
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