I am a grave
A person who hides things so well, even the ghosts are jealous. You're the kind of person who doesn’t just keep secrets, you kill them. People think you’re cool. They’re just dead inside.
My friend said, 'I am a grave. I’ve got 12 dead lies in my back pocket.' I asked, 'Are they buried?' He said, 'They’re just waiting for a bad day.'
My teacher told me I was a grave because I never told on the class clown. He got suspended. I got a B.
My brother said, 'I am a grave. I’ve got 50 lies in my closet. They’re all wearing pajamas.' I told him to stop talking to his closet.