I am a grave

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What a person who can hold their liquor and their lies, would say. You're where secrets go to rot and stink up the place. People think you're reliable. They're just wrong.

My buddy said, 'I am a grave' after I told him I'd keep his cheating a secret for a year. He's still single. I'm not.

My mom called me a grave because I lied about eating all my veggies. She still thinks I'm healthy.

At the bar, the guy next to me said, 'I am a grave. I’ve buried 17 lies.' I told him he was a grave with a side of dirt.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A person who hides things so well, even the ghosts are jealous. You're the kind of person who doesn’t just keep secrets, you kill them. People think you’re cool. They’re just dead inside.

My friend said, 'I am a grave. I’ve got 12 dead lies in my back pocket.' I asked, 'Are they buried?' He said, 'They’re just waiting for a bad day.'

My teacher told me I was a grave because I never told on the class clown. He got suspended. I got a B.

My brother said, 'I am a grave. I’ve got 50 lies in my closet. They’re all wearing pajamas.' I told him to stop talking to his closet.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

What a person who doesn't flinch when you drop a bomb on them would say. You don’t just keep secrets, you bury them under a pile of bad decisions. People think you’re tough. They’re just buried.

My friend said, 'I am a grave. I’ve taken 20 secrets and a broken heart.' I told him I’d take the broken heart. He kept the secrets.

My dad called me a grave because I didn’t tell him I failed math. He said, 'You’re a grave. I’ve got 50 failed tests in the family crypt.'

My crush said, 'I am a grave. I’ve got 7 bad lies in my brain.' I told him I was a grave with 10 bad lies and a broken heart.

by Slangipedia 11d ago