I Am A Close And Far Away Parent I - I’m like a parent who’s right next to you but also on the ot

I’m like a parent who’s right next to you but also on the other side of the world, probably drunk and screaming into a phone.

I saw your report card and I’m gonna kill you and your math teacher.

You texted me at 2 AM and I’m still mad.

I’m here, but I’m also in a different time zone and I’m hungover.