I Am A Close And Far Away Parent I

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I’m like a parent who’s right next to you but also on the other side of the world, probably drunk and screaming into a phone.

I saw your report card and I’m gonna kill you and your math teacher.

You texted me at 2 AM and I’m still mad.

I’m here, but I’m also in a different time zone and I’m hungover.

You can reach me, but I might not reply because I’m either mad, tired, or distracted by my own life.

You called me during my lunch break and I hung up on you.

I saw your failed test and I yelled at you through the phone.

I’m here, but I’m also trying to survive my own life.

I’m like a parent who’s physically close but mentally miles away, probably with a beer in hand and a bad attitude.

I’m right here, but I’m also on my phone and ignoring you.

You came to my house and I still didn’t pay attention to you.

I’m close, but I’m also drunk and yelling at you.

I’m right here, but I’m also somewhere else, probably doing something dumb and not caring about your problems.

I saw your bad grade and I just laughed at you.

You came to visit me and I was too busy eating pizza to talk to you.

I’m here, but I’m also doing something dumb and not caring.

I’m like a parent who’s nearby but also far away in my own messed-up world.

You came to my house and I was too busy to talk to you.

I saw your bad test and I just laughed at you.

I’m right here, but I’m also somewhere else doing something stupid.