i am a cat - You're so full of yourself, you think you're a cat. You don'

You're so full of yourself, you think you're a cat. You don't even own one.

My friend asked, 'Do you have a cat?' I said, 'I am a cat.' He said, 'You're not.' I said, 'You're not either.'

In the DMs, someone asked, 'What's your deal?' I said, 'I am a cat.' They blocked me.

At the park, I told the kid, 'I am a cat.' He said, 'No way.' I said, 'Yes way.'